Kyle on a romantic date with his new girlfriend Karen |
''I love everything about older women. I love the smell, I love the feel, I love the mentality, I love dentures. Women can be self-conscious about dentures. Ladies, I promise you, telling your man that you have dentures will not turn him off. It'll put a smile on his face. It'll put a smile on his pants.'' He said
Kyle pointed out that there are a myriad of terms for sexy older women, such as 'milf' and 'cougar'. But the one he prefers is 'silver fox', because he finds platinum hair a huge turn-on.
He first became aware of his penchant for older women when he was in sixth grade.
''There was a really sexy teacher, and she was probably about 65. She had the platinum hair, she was top heavy and she was just gorgeous,'' he recalls.
By the time he was 18, he was dating a 50-year-old.
Recently, Kyle emailed a woman named Karen who caught his eye on a dating site, and proclaimed her'gorgeous'. Kyle and Karen finally met for dinner at a restaurant and he immediately deems her 'sexy as hell'.
''You looked great online, but you look incredible in person,'' he told her.
When Kyle asks why Karen agreed to meet him, she said:
''I look at all of these celebrity women that are going out with younger men and I thought maybe I should try it.You seem to be intelligent - though I'm not going to say I necessarily agreed to come out with you because of your mind.''
Karen admitted that she was nervous because Kyle is so much younger, but she was excited to have a 'brand new' experience. When she noted that she was old enough to be Kyle's mother - or even grandmother - he assured her:
" You are pretty enough to take home though."
The pair headed back to Kyle's place, where they danced with each other and even shared a steamy kiss. Kyle admitted that Karen was 100 percent his type and Karen also said she had a wonderful time with Kyle
Kyle with a former girlfriend |
Kyle's oldest girlfriend was 91-year-old Marjorie McCool Culled |
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