Have You Noticed? ONLY FOR ADULTS!!! MUST READ

(1). If you suck one Tip, the
woman herself offers the other one. And that was the
origin of “buy one,get one free”!

(2). Everything on a
woman’s upper body starts with a “B”. Blouse, Bra,
Bikini, bosoms & lower body with a “P” Peticoat, panties,
Kitty-Cat…No wonder men suffer from high BP!

(3).
Before sex, you help each other get Unclad. After sex,
you dress only yourself. *Moral: In life, no one helps
you once you’re screwed.

(4). Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how
many times you got screwed to achieve it.

(5). Three
people having sex is a party, Two people is a
twosome. So next time someone calls you
‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!

(6).
Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his
wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to
make her husband’s dick hard, not his life..

(7). When a
lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and
say “Congrats!”.Butnone of them come and touch the
man’s joystick and say “Well done!” *Moral: Hard work is
never appreciated..Only result matters..

Culled from 234pulse