Lorie Ann Hill, 49, had been drinking vodka when she bowled through the doors of her county school at 9am intent on making a good impression. But she was found by other teachers slumped over a desk in the wrong classroom, smelling strongly of alcohol and missing the lower half of her clothes.
The teachers called in the police because they didn’t know who she was.
By the time police arrived, she was in the principal's office and someone had managed to find a pair of shorts for her to wear.
A search of her car turned up an empty cup that reportedly smelled of vodka but police cannot charge her with driving under the influence because they cannot prove she was drunk as she drove in.
But she was booked into Wagoner City Jail on suspicion of public intoxication.
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